My friends, I am shocked, SHOCKED to find so many lobbyists having infected my campaign.
My friends, you know I'd never lie to you. I have top people, TOP PEOPLE (didja all watch the Indiana Jones triple feature on Sci-Fi this past weekend? Me too!) working on the issue now.
Right now, I suspect that my aftershave, Eau de' Maverique, may not be as effective in driving away those lobbyists as I'd hoped.
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