These Internets aren't a Particularly Nice Place

Boy am I mad, my friends.

This guy, apparently a Frenchman (check out 'Marc'... why not just name yourself 'Marq'?) sees fit to snoop around my dearest friends.

Can you believe it?

After a series of disclosures forced the resignation of two McCain campaign aides with ties to unsavory regimes, the campaign has decided to scrutinize the background of the entire staff to ferret out connections to lobbyists.

They say a tie is like kissing your sister, my friends, but running for President is like kissing your sister's ass...

Wait...

That came out wrong.

What I mean is that it's hard. I have to kiss the asses of my base - those sucker media types by "disclosing" ties to lobbyists. I have to kiss the ass of harpies like Debbie Schlussel by "removing" my ties Hezbollah. I even have to kiss the asses of Agents of Intolerance.

The Schlussel stuff really chafes my ass. I mean - everyone knows that Hamas is the IslamoNazi Democrat group and Hezbollah is the IslamoNazi Republican group, right? So it's no surprise that they've each chosen a candidate to back this cycle. I'm tired of people - media types, mostly - trying to claim I don't have the necessary degree of insight or interest in understanding the complexities of the Middle East's geopolitical landscape.

I know damn well the difference between the Sunnies and the Cheras! He's a dead Republican, she's old. ROTFL (that means Rolling on The Floor Laughing!)

My friends, I'm about ready to tell them all to kiss MY ASS.

All except you, my friends.